AL: "Ew you just spit on me!"

SL: "......That wasn't spit"

-sister love

How about second chances for first impressions?

False Expectation Appearing Real

AL: "I don't even think **** is thaaaaaat amazingly good looking."
AT: "Mmmm...............he's pretty good-looking. He's really good-looking"
AL: "......Yeaaaaahhhhh he's pretty good-looking"

Loose lips may sink ships.

"She's not just one of them, she's the one. "

-HIMYM

Joe: *says something funny*
Ally: "Ahahahahahh...............wait..what was that? I actually didn't hear,I just laughed"