*i've never watched Family Guy in my life

*i never post pictures like this...

*this was just exceptionally funny to me. He's funny to me.

I think he's my favourite.

I don't know
how else to
explain
the rising and setting of the
sun,
or the suspension
of the stars in
the night
sky,
or the intricate creation
and
physiology of the
human
body.

God must have

something to

do with
it.

Fix me.

"Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives, took a little nap on Kilimanjaro. Oh, yeah, I got digits from this Polish chick in Rio. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the NBA finals--court-side of course. And all that was before lunch. I could go on, but all I'm saying is, I'm standing on top of the world."

--Jumper