"I am happy"

-that's just the saddest lie-

*intently doing homework*
DA: "GOTCHA!....I just tricked my math homework. It thought it got me....but I got it."

***Happy birthday, goof. :),

xoxo

When it's after 2 am...just go to sleep!

You could have chosen anyone.

Why me?

What will I do in heaven without you?

"Friends don't let friends drink and dial!"

BL: "The class I'm actually starting to hate is English."
AT: "Really?! Is it hard? Who's your teacher?"
BL: "You idiot, we're in the same class!"

***Ooops...

JD: "I love this song"

AT: "I know...it's so sad though. So is 'Pretend'."

JD: ".....This is 'Pretend'"

Soundtrack2mylife.

****To the kid named Cudi,
xoxo

AL: "Hey sexy!"

AT: "My bed holds two....you down? ;) "

**it's whatever, we're roommates,bestfriends...it is what it is. don't even judge.

Your speech is good enough to eat but it won't fill me up when I am lonely.

" I get it. You can feel like crap and be alone. or feel like crap and at least have someone to spend the holidays with. Got it. It seems like it might be a fair trade, except for the fact that it means the only two options you are giving yourself involve feeling like crap."

Keep calm and carry on

AL;JD;EC;DA;JH;NS;GD

this one's for you.

..thanks

And as for you,
I think that you're probably the one.

He dosen't need to be reminded that you're great.

"This is what that guy is doing during your relationship recess:

he's sniffing around for something better, and when he dosen't find it, he gets lonely and comes "home".

It's not that he's so into you,

it's that he's so not into being

alone."

Have faith.

what other choice is there?

Don't casanova me.

"I don't think we're on the same page.....infact, I don't even think we're reading the same book"

-AL

What did the ocean say to the ship as it went by?

Nothing, it just waved.

When in doubt,

vote no

AT: "So, Tyson's meeting with the Prime Minister of Alberta?.....or Beauvallon?"

AL: ".....if CANADA, you idiot"

**i'm not even blonde....

It's as if I knew you before we spoke; do our hearts know something we don't?

AL: "Ew you just spit on me!"

SL: "......That wasn't spit"

-sister love

How about second chances for first impressions?

False Expectation Appearing Real

AL: "I don't even think **** is thaaaaaat amazingly good looking."
AT: "Mmmm...............he's pretty good-looking. He's really good-looking"
AL: "......Yeaaaaahhhhh he's pretty good-looking"

Loose lips may sink ships.

"She's not just one of them, she's the one. "

-HIMYM

Joe: *says something funny*
Ally: "Ahahahahahh...............wait..what was that? I actually didn't hear,I just laughed"