" The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not flunk
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break
He stores my faith in study guides
He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of boarderline grades I will not have a nervous breakdown; For thou are with me;
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me
Thou givest me the answer in moments of blankness
Thou anointest my head with understanding,
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me all the days of my examinations
And I shall not have to dwell in this university college forever!"

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--23 Psalm for Students